At Chicago Music Exchange, we LOVE vintage gear. Nothing feels quite like a guitar that has been played for decades – it's a lot like a perfectly worn-in baseball glove. That's why we're thrilled to introduce to you: CME Custom Relic'ing* (see disclaimer)! 

Yes, you read right. Bring your untouched gear to our Custom Relic'ing Experts, and we'll use our patented relic'ing process to set you on the path to perfect tone. We can't give away all of our secrets, but we can give you a quick behind-the-scenes video tour:

As you can see, there are a lot of ways to make a brand new guitar feel vintage. It's not just the scratches or the dents, the cracked finish, or the worn neck. It's a lifetime of many forms of abuse – from bumpy road trips and faulty stands to smoky bar gigs, drunken bandmates and angry exes. So bring your guitar in to Chicago Music Exchange today...we'll take good care of it.

Disclaimer:
*THIS IS NOT A REAL SERVICE AVAILABLE. April Fool's Joke Only!

No useable instruments were harmed in the making of this video. All of the guitars featured were already beyond repair. PLEASE do not try relic'ing your instruments at home. Remember, we're the professionals.

SHOP RELIC GUITARS

Related Posts

Gibson Custom Shop Murphy Lab Acoustic Collection

The Gibson Custom Shop has continued crafting instruments worthy of the brand’s Banner-era slogan, “Only a Gibson is Good Enough,” since 1993. Over 30 years after Tom Murphy first embarked upon decades of research and experimentation for the brand's Custom, Art, and Historic Division—Gibson Guitars has expanded the Murphy Lab Division with the foundation of a whole new facility!

View Details

Focusrite 4th Gen Scarlett Interfaces

With a 69 dB gain range, Focusrite’s 4th-generation Scarlett mic pres bring the clearest and most detailed recording quality available from a Focusrite audio interface to the entire Scarlett lineup! Equipped with the same studio-grade converters as Focusrite’s flagship RedNet interfaces, found in countless high-end studios worldwide, the new Focusrite Scarlett 4th Generation audio interfaces boast a huge dynamic range of 120 dB.

View Details

Gibson Les Paul Standard Custom Color Editions

While the original Gibson Les Paul Standard models may have kicked off the Golden Era of electric guitar design, just a few years after the first Goldtop models were released, musical instrument manufacturers began looking for alternative color options to broaden their potential customer base. By the mid-’50s, the car craze was in full swing, and guitar manufacturers like Gibson turned to the automotive industry for new colors to help inspire would-be Les Paul lovers with a wider assortment of custom finish options.

View Details