CME Custom Relicing | HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY

At Chicago Music Exchange, we LOVE vintage gear. Nothing feels quite like a guitar that has been played for decades – it's a lot like a perfectly worn-in baseball glove. That's why we're thrilled to introduce to you: CME Custom Relic'ing* (see disclaimer)! 

Yes, you read right. Bring your untouched gear to our Custom Relic'ing Experts, and we'll use our patented relic'ing process to set you on the path to perfect tone. We can't give away all of our secrets, but we can give you a quick behind-the-scenes video tour:

As you can see, there are a lot of ways to make a brand new guitar feel vintage. It's not just the scratches or the dents, the cracked finish, or the worn neck. It's a lifetime of many forms of abuse – from bumpy road trips and faulty stands to smoky bar gigs, drunken bandmates and angry exes. So bring your guitar in to Chicago Music Exchange today...we'll take good care of it.

Disclaimer:
*THIS IS NOT A REAL SERVICE AVAILABLE. April Fool's Joke Only!

No useable instruments were harmed in the making of this video. All of the guitars featured were already beyond repair. PLEASE do not try relic'ing your instruments at home. Remember, we're the professionals.

SHOP RELIC GUITARS

Fender Custom Shop 1960 Jazz Bass LEFTY Journeyman Relic Faded Surf Burst Sparkle Bass Guitars / 4-String
Fender Custom Shop 1960 Jazz Bass LEFTY Journeyman Relic Faded Surf Burst Sparkle Bass Guitars / 4-String
Fender Custom Shop 1960 Jazz Bass LEFTY Journeyman Relic Faded Surf Burst Sparkle Bass Guitars / 4-String
Fender Custom Shop 1960 Jazz Bass LEFTY Journeyman Relic Faded Surf Burst Sparkle Bass Guitars / 4-String
Fender Custom Shop 1960 Jazz Bass LEFTY Journeyman Relic Faded Surf Burst Sparkle Bass Guitars / 4-String
Fender Custom Shop 1960 Jazz Bass LEFTY Journeyman Relic Faded Surf Burst Sparkle Bass Guitars / 4-String
Fender Custom Shop 1960 Jazz Bass LEFTY Journeyman Relic Faded Surf Burst Sparkle Bass Guitars / 4-String
Fender Custom Shop 1960 Jazz Bass LEFTY Journeyman Relic Faded Surf Burst Sparkle Bass Guitars / 4-String
Fender Custom Shop 1960 Jazz Bass LEFTY Journeyman Relic Faded Surf Burst Sparkle Bass Guitars / 4-String
Fender Custom Shop 1960 Jazz Bass LEFTY Journeyman Relic Faded Surf Burst Sparkle Bass Guitars / 4-String
Fender Custom Shop 1960 Jazz Bass LEFTY Journeyman Relic Faded Surf Burst Sparkle Bass Guitars / 4-String

Fender Custom Shop 1960 Jazz Bass LEFTY Journeyman Relic Faded Surf Burst Sparkle

$ 58,670.00
Fender Standard Series Stratocaster Tremolo Arm (Pre '06) Chrome with Aged White Tip Parts / Guitar Parts / Bridges
Fender Standard Series Stratocaster Tremolo Arm (Pre '06) Chrome with Aged White Tip Parts / Guitar Parts / Bridges

Fender Standard Series Stratocaster Tremolo Arm (Pre '06) Chrome with Aged White Tip

$ 204.00
Bare Knuckle Standard Range Blackguard Tele Series '55 Stagger Bridge Pickup Aged Black Parts / Guitar Pickups
Bare Knuckle Standard Range Blackguard Tele Series '55 Stagger Bridge Pickup Aged Black Parts / Guitar Pickups

Bare Knuckle Standard Range Blackguard Tele Series '55 Stagger Bridge Pickup Aged Black

$ 3,039.00
Monty's Montypresso - The Original Guitar Relic Wax Tin w/Monty's Instrument Food Bundle Accessories / Tools
Monty's Montypresso - The Original Guitar Relic Wax Tin w/Monty's Instrument Food Bundle Accessories / Tools

Monty's Montypresso - The Original Guitar Relic Wax Tin w/Monty's Instrument Food Bundle

$ 1,152.00

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