CME Custom Relicing | HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY


At Chicago Music Exchange, we LOVE vintage gear. Nothing feels quite like a guitar that has been played for decades – it's a lot like a perfectly worn-in baseball glove. That's why we're thrilled to introduce to you: CME Custom Relic'ing* (see disclaimer)!
Yes, you read right. Bring your untouched gear to our Custom Relic'ing Experts, and we'll use our patented relic'ing process to set you on the path to perfect tone. We can't give away all of our secrets, but we can give you a quick behind-the-scenes video tour:
As you can see, there are a lot of ways to make a brand new guitar feel vintage. It's not just the scratches or the dents, the cracked finish, or the worn neck. It's a lifetime of many forms of abuse – from bumpy road trips and faulty stands to smoky bar gigs, drunken bandmates and angry exes. So bring your guitar in to Chicago Music Exchange today...we'll take good care of it.
Disclaimer:
*THIS IS NOT A REAL SERVICE AVAILABLE. April Fool's Joke Only!
No useable instruments were harmed in the making of this video. All of the guitars featured were already beyond repair. PLEASE do not try relic'ing your instruments at home. Remember, we're the professionals.

SHOP RELIC GUITARS
Related Posts
Inside | C&C Drum Co.
If you’ve been looking for your own ideal drum tone—or you have yet to hear what that sounds like—stop into Chicago Drum Exchange and test-drive one of our C&C drum kits, today, to hear timeless drum tones and find out if it matches your own ideal!
View DetailsCME Perfect Pairs
This Valentine’s Day, find your match at CME! With an abundance of options, from drum kits to modular synths, to guitars galore, we’re here to help pair you with the perfect piece of gear. So, whether you’ve been ogling a guitar to go with your outfit, courting a new synth tone that’s all your own, or proposing a new interface for your recording space, come fall in love with your next gear purchase at Chicago Music Exchange!
View DetailsRYRA | Amplifiers
Meet the Tramp and Elegante, new vintage-inspired combo amplifiers from RYRA, makers of the Klone. For a boutique take on tweed tone, preorder your new Tramp or Elegante and ride with RYRA today!
View Details